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Marc Orchant Suffers Heart Attack

From Oliver Starr:

THIS IS NOT AN ATTEMPT AT HUMOR

    PLEASE REPOST

At some time between 7:30 and 8:10 AM on Sunday Morning December 2nd, 2007, Marc Orchant, my fellow author on this blog, as well as one of my closest friends sustained a massive heart attack while working in his home office. At this time Marc is in critical condition at Presbyterian Hospital in Albuquerque, New Mexico, Critical Cardiac Care Unit, Bed 3. He is not expected to regain consciousness for the next 24 to 48 hours.

I was notified by Marc’s wife, Sue and asked to help notify Marc’s colleagues, friends and other business associates. Marc was scheduled to go to Seattle, WA as well as Ojai, CA this coming week. Obviously he will not be able to attend either event. Those of you that have association with either of Marc’s scheduled appearances at these locations, please notify those that require notice of this turn of events.

According to Sue Orchant, Marc was up early Sunday morning as is his normal custom. Sue told me that he was working in his office from about 7:30 AM until 8:10 when Sue says she heard a strange noise in Marc’s office. When she went to investigate she saw that Marc was not sitting in front of the computer like he normally does and was slumped over between his desk and a small couch that is in the room.

Initially, Sue said, she though he was leaning over doing something to their Golder Retriever but then she realized that he was not conscious. Fortunately, Sue has basic medical knowledge and after verifying that Marc was not choking and had a clear airway she began to perform CPR while their son, Jason, called paramedics.

The ambulance arrived in less than 10 minutes and technicians immediately took over performing CPR and administered treatment with a cardiac defibrillator. Marc was rushed into emergency open heart surgery where an angioplasty was performed to restore circulation in the blocked artery.

Sue went on to tell me that in spite of Marc’s apparent good health, he has severe occlusion in both his other arteries and they too will require treatment soon. That, however is a secondary concern as is the condition of Marc’s heart muscle. The primary concern and the question that cannot be answered until Marc regains consciousness is the nature or extent of any neurological damage as a result of insufficient oxygen reaching Marc’s brain.

While Marc still had what appeared to be normal color when Sue found him she is uncertain as to the exact time that Marc suffered the infarction. It is also unknown if Marc had stopped breathing or been without oxygen for any length of time prior to her discovery of the situation.

Currently Marc’s immediate family as well as his brothers and parents are in or on their way to Albuquerque to be with Marc. Sue has asked me to keep Marc’s colleagues and friends in the technology community updated as information becomes available. Please do not contact Sue for updates. I will publish any information that I have in multiple venues to keep people informed of any changes in Marc’s condition.

For those of you that wish to send flowers, cards, or other gifts, Marc is at: Presbyterian Hospital Cardiac Care Unit Bed #3 1100 Central Ave SE Albuquerque, NM 87106

the hospital switchboard number is 505-841-1234.

My thoughts and prayers go out to Marc and his family in this difficult time. Marc is one of the finest human beings that I have ever had the good fortune to know and I pray that Marc makes a full and speedy recovery.

As Oliver says, Marc is one of the finest human beings I have ever met, and my thoughts, prayers and every bit of happiness go out to Sue, Jason and their daughter – as well as Marc’s entire extended family. My initial reaction was to fly down to join them, but I know this is an intensely personal time.

Marc, pull through buddy, we’ll all be here waiting when you’re better!

Non-Competes, Savage Chickens, Gawker Departures

Been awhile, but some more random thoughts (again, if you like this format, I’d appreciate knowing!):

  1. Saw a post yesterday on why Non-Competes should be abolished. At the time I almost commented, but I couldn’t quite phrase things in a way that didn’t make me sound like an ass. My basic belief is that non-competes for key employees are fine so long as they get compensated for them, they are limited to a select number of competitors (not the entire industry) and are time-limited. Fred sums my view up incredibly well, better than I could have, in his post that I just read. No matter which side of the debate you fall on, Fred’s post will likely have you nodding at points and grumbling at others. But that’s why non-competes need to be balanced. Me trying to stop all employees from ever working at any company that used blogs wouldn’t be cool. But stopping a key senior management member from joining Gawker the day after he or she left b5 would be wise and responsible.
  2. Almost 2 years later and I’m still a fan of Doug Savage’s Savage Chickens. He’s only missed one day in that entire time, and they are consistently giggle-worthy.
  3. Half the Gawker editorial team just left. Who covers it? The New York Frackin’ Times! I’m not sure if I should congratulate Nick or make fun of him. I think I’ll let Jason decide, since he’s already ripping Nick a (slightly funny) new one ;-)
  4. At a conference last week, comScore showed the top 10 canadian online media companies. Number 10, Atlas, had less than 1MM uniques to Canada. Crazy that that’s all it takes to be Top 10. So I pinged the guy and asked him how b5 placed. Apparently we’re #15 (he wouldn’t give me the specific figure without paying the subscription fee, but still – nice of him to answer for free, heh). Again, this is a bit crazy considering b5 has a negligible Canadian presence (less than 20% of our traffic comes from Canada). Still, with a bit more growth we could break that magic Top 10 next year! ;-)
  5. Those who’ve been following my Twitters noted that I worked all this weekend. I hate working all weekend, but considering I’m taking off this weekend for a week in Paris, I figure sacrifice now allows me to enjoy my conference cum vacation.
  6. While working this weekend, got in an hour or so of Mass Effect (got absolutely stuck in Assassin’s Creed). What a HUGE game. What a FANTASTIC game. Just WOW WOW WOW.
  7. I’ve been following with something near interest Jakob Lodwick’s departure from Vimeo/Connected Ventures/IAC. I’ve never met Jakob, but he’s certainly a polarizing figure (at least according to Valleywag, which is where I set my moral compass). Best of luck to him (and his GFF).

Aptera 300mpg Car, Kindle Redux, Managing Meetings

  1. The announcement from Aptera of 2 cars arriving next year (their first cars, I believe) fascinates me. 300mpg on the hybrid. 120 miles per charge on the pure electric. A few things. First, I’m curious why, if the hybrid goes 300mpg they didn’t give it a 3 gallon tank. Would have made it the farthest per-tank hybrid out there. Second, some of the innovative features are very, very cool. Third, one of the biggest markets for hybrids is young families (trying to save a buck or two). But with only space for 1 car seat, they’re limiting their market a touch. Fourth, the huge trunk is welcome. Fifth, it’s nice to see some new designs.

    All in all, I expect this vehicle to sell a few hundred units of each model. It’ll net them about 50-75M in revenue. But the next iteration I expect to be very interesting (assuming they hold out and don’t take a 200M offer from Chrysler just to crush the technology). The biggest problem with this is the form factor. It’s cool, but it’s also a requirement for that gas mileage. Cool on paper isn’t the same as cool in your driveway, after all.

  2. Some folk (like Mikey Arrington, see Scoble’s video) are really hammering the Kindle for things like UI, depth, etc. To me this is primarily a KoolAid drinking issue. I, for example, totally get that this isn’t really a device, it’s a book replacement. You want to be able to hold it and read it in bookish light for 5-6 hours without hurting yourself. As such, the depth of the device is actually a Good Thing, since it’s easier to hold in a traditional “bookish” manner. The price is a little high, and it should have come with a dozen free books of your choice. Personally I don’t care about the browser in this iteration. All I care about is books. Delivered to my fingertips. Instantly. As such, it’s an interesting device. And, no, I don’t care about the UI, cause all I’ll be doing is page up/page down’ing. And I won’t be typing, much (since your Amazon profile is pre-loaded on the device so you don’t need to enter CC details to order). Again, my focus is on this as a first iteration device. As a first device, I’d give it a solid 7. Not great, but not Etch-A-Sketch useless either ;-)
  3. It’s been interesting to see the huge number of inbound meeting/call requests that have come in post-BWE. Not just from BWE folk, but from folk who heard about b5 through BWE coverage. We’re now getting about a half-dozen per day (just for me). I used to take all of these myself, no questions asked, because I enjoy chatting to folk, and even if there wasn’t a match for b5 I could probably think of someone else who it would be a match for. Now, though, I’m having to cut meeting timeslots from 1 hour to 30 minutes, having to ask for details in advance so I can simply have the “right” person (sales for ad stuff, tech for platform stuff, etc) take the first call. I’m also not taking calls that aren’t core to where we’re going in the next 6 months. I’m pretty sure I don’t like this, but I’m not sure of a way around it. Any suggestions?
  4. I managed to apply for a lost birth certificate online this weekend. Very easy to do once you had all the info (thanks CDN government!). Apparently should arrive (“guaranteed”) by next Wednesday. Which gives me about 10 days to get my new passport. Which isn’t a major issue, except for the 6 hour wait at the passport office. 2 days in a row.Ugh.
  5. I’m really jiving for the local community. I’m hoping that in the new year I can free my schedule a bit so I can start co-organizing events. There’s so much going on that I *want* to be involved in, but 1) don’t know about til the day of (can we get an alerts system or something guys?!) or 2) just don’t have time for Right This Minute.
  6. I’ve been asked (and agreed) to sit on a board for a new startup. It’s a quarterly thing, so not a drain on my time (or resources), but I’m actually thinking I’d like to do a bit more of this. So if anyone hears of anything… ;-)

Kindle, SitePoint, Network Design, Video Games

Some more random thoughts for the day:

  1. Amazon’s Kindle has officially been announced. Lots of Techmeme coverage. Steven Levy, Rafat and Matt Ingram have good coverage. Three key thoughts on this from me. First, b5media is providing a tonne of the blogging content to Kindle (about 10%). While I’m not personally convinced people will pay for blogs, Amazon asked us to join and we said fine, as long as we could actually produce exclusive content later. They didn’t mind that idea at all (understandably). Getting in early on a new platform, especially if it costs us nothing, is totally automated and potentially generates revenue is a total no-brainer. Second, I love the device. While we haven’t yet received ours to the office, I’ve seen other images besides Newsweek’s, and it’ll ge better over time. The features are great and, as Scoble intones, this is the first real step into the fundamental shift towards books dying. It’ll take 20 years, but it’ll happen. And, finally, what nobody seems to be talking about is that for a paper book retailer, this is a huge, huge strategic shift that I don’t think we’ll fully appreciate for another 5-7 years.
  2. I’ve been hanging out a bit at SitePoint Forums the last day or so. No real reason. Just had some time last night and went around answering things I felt I had something to say on. Was an ass somtimes, was helpful other times. Still a great community, even if I only know like 2 of the leaders there anymore (used to be a Team Leader there).
  3. I find it interesting how when your life is uber busy, you end up segmenting it (at least I do). Before BWE, meetings were either pre or post BWE depending on how urgent or important they were. Now the new delineating point is Le Web in Paris (I’ll be taking a few days with my wife) and then Christmas/New Year’s. So we’re fitting meetings in either pre-LeWeb (if we feel it needs done this year) or post LeWeb (if we really want to get it done, but couldn’t do it pre) and we’re even booking in meetings for next year. This is great, because increasingly b5 is becoming less reactionary and more forward-planning, but it’s also odd to say “yeah, I’d love to chat… talk to you next year!”
  4. Thord over at Wisdump decided to take some shots at our theme. I’m okay with that, everyone’s entitled to an opinion. I just always find it odd when people criticize first and then think through things later. I’d challenge Thord to do a podcast so we can talk through the limitations of doing a theme for a network our size, and to see if he still holds the same opinions once he’s thought through the boundaries. Simply saying that not enough “time, money or talent” are spent is arrogant to say the least. So, Thord, if you’re up for it let’s have a chat. Once you understand the issues around doing real blog network design, I’d be more than happy to hear your specific suggestions. At this point, though, Thord’s suggestions amount to him telling Ford “get better fuel economy”. Easy to say, but doesn’t begin to understand the challenges/costs/talent/time required to make that happen.
  5. Saw a piece yesterday that the 360 is expected to outsell the PS3 2:1 this holiday season (moving 2M units in the US, and more than 5M worldwide). This will push the 360 to nearly 20M units sold worldwide (no, let’s not get into sold vs shipped, alright?). Personally I wouldn’t be surprised to see the PS3 equal the 360 in sales, but even then it’ll still be 10M consoles behind, give or take. The Wii, on the otherhand is, as of this month, the console leader. Nintendo’s challenge is that people aren’t buying a lot of hardware, nor are the buying a lot of software. So even if Nintendo sells 100M Wii’s over the course of its lifetime… The Wii’s average hardware rate is 2 peripherals, and the software rate is 3.5 games (2 of which are bundled). Which gives Nintendo revenue of about 30B$ over the life of the system. Not bad. But over 7 years that’s really only 4B/year. Which, again, ain’t bad… The challenge is that the Wii only really has 3 revenue streams right now: system, peripherals, software. With low peripheral and software sales, Nintendo won’t be making much profit. Compare that to Microsoft’s 1B$/year in Xbox Live revenue, attach rate of nearly 10 now and hardware rate of 5, and Microsoft will pull in 3 times Nintendo’s revenue on half the install base (and do vastly more in profit). This generation of gaming is fascinating, if for no other reason than it’s the first time there have been 2 completely different styles of gaming being sold. The Wii will sell more consoles, but Microsoft will sell vastly more games. As far as Sony? They’re stuck between a rok (price) and a hard place (game library).

Excel Help Request: "Calculate This" in Excel?

Hmm, I’m feeling like a dumbass…

Alright, so what I’m looking to do is right-click on a cell that’s the result of a formula and have the cell data just be the result.

For example, I have a bunch of data and then a bunch of totals. I want to take the totals row and snag that into an entirely different spreadsheet as just the numbers. So like a “Calculate This” feature or something…

Anyone know what I’m on about? Anyone know how to do this in Excel? There’s GOT to be a way!