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Football? Me? Erm… No Comment…

To any of my friends, it’s no secret that I’ve never liked football. Hell, I’ve publicly mocked it on stage, on Twitter and in conversations. Even to professional football players. I’m classy like that. Classy, I tell ya!

However recently I decided to give football (NFL, not CFL!) a real shot and watch a full game. Why isn’t important. Neither is it important why I chose the New Orleans Saints to cheer for. But I did. Not a bad team to pick, they were 5-0 going into last week’s game against the Dolphins, and having been to NOLA in the recent past, I felt it was a good game/team/time to give the sport a serious shot.

This had to hurt…

So what happened? What did I think of America’s pastime? Is it still  on par with baseball in my mind, or is it a real sport?

If you aren’t sure, I highly suggest reviewing my Twitter stream from last night’s Saints/Falcons game. Cause, erm, I was clearly into it. I’ve now watched 2 games in a row, both highly emotional, highly charged games, and I think I’ve realized why I didn’t give football  it’s due before:

  • I didn’t grow up in the states: this should go without saying, but the reality is Canadians don’t get excited about football. We’ve never been to a tailgater. We probably can’t even  name 3 QBs (hell, half of us probably think you’re talking about a certain smelly province of ours).
  • Football is a social game: now, most sports are best watched with others. But watching a NEW sport alone? Not so hawt. Twitter changes this. Being able to chat with Aaron and jam with other Saints fans during the game is a whole nother expeirence!
  • I had no emotional ties to the teams: I’m a Leafs fan. Always will be. Even  this year when  they’re playing like the farking Ducks. I’m a Leafs fan cause I AM CANADIAN and I AM TORONTONIAN. It’s what we do. How we roll. Why we’re idjuts. I had no emotional connection to any NFL teams or cities, so there was no emotional investment in the game – which always makes the game 10x better. Don’t believe me? Try watching women’s lacrosse.

My halloween costume …

Since I’ve now watched a game, have folk I can talk to during games and have a team/city I care about… well, football  is a very different experience. And, as much as it pains me to say it: it’s an experience I actually enjoy.

I can’t say I’ll watch every Saints game. I won’t. I can’t even say I’ll follow the stats religiously, cause I won’t. But, like the Leafs, if a game’s on, or a friend invites me over, or I snag tickets: I’ll be there and prepared. I won’t become a football freak like Aaron, but I will no longer mock the sport. Specially when the saints are playing.

#WHODAT!

Cleaning Out My Domain Portfolio (7 Domains for Sale)

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Okay,  I’ll admit it, I’m an addict. I buy domains for any idea. Even expensive .it ones ($75 for a domain?!!). But while I’m an addict, I’m not a complete packrat, so I figure it’s time to look at selling some of the domains I had plans for, but no longer plan to use anytime soon.

So, in the spirit of both spring cleaning (a bit late) and, y’know, letting friends/family get first crack  at stuff before putting them up for public sale, here are the domains I’m currently looking at selling:

  • blogbacker.com
  • blogbackers.com
  • blog-consultant.com
  • blog-consutlants.com
  • bloggerlunch.com
  • cellephony.com
  • geekrank.com

If you’re interested, feel free to email me an offer and we’ll get it done :)

Best Out of Office Replies Evar

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I wonder what’d happen if I actually did one of these…

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.

5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and trysending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

6. Thank you for your message, which has been adde d to a queuing system… You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

7. I’ve run away to join a different circus.

8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons… When I return, please refer to me as “Margaret” instead of “Steve”.