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Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

July 19th, 2007

Dirty, Dirty Microsoft!

For some reason this phrase, in the Microsoft Reader documentation sounds way too dirty…
this shows you can tap that area to go backward one page
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February 23rd, 2007

My Gmail Is Full

Haha. For the first time ever, I filled my Gmail:
“You are currently using 2820 MB (99%) of your 2820 MB.”
Couldn’t even SEND an email, lol. I’ve just emptied my spam, trash and drafts and I’m down to 94% used. Craziness I say! Craziness!
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January 16th, 2007

What’s the Value of Life?

On b5’s forums, one of our bloggers asked what the meaning of life was. I said it was, quite obviously, 42. Aaron, our Tech Manager, retorted that I was wrong. That 42 was the meaning of life, the universe and everything. Hence, life’s meaning was 42/3. Or 14.
My response is below:
No, see, that would assume […]

By Jeremy Wright -- 12 comments

January 8th, 2007

Windows Home Porn Server

Okay, the name “Windows Home Server” didn’t really instill any excitement in me. But the features really did:
1. Centralized store of files
2. Backups computers on your network automatically
3. Monitors health of network
4. Controlled via a console from any computer
5. Up/down access from anywhere on the planet
As I was watching the on10 video, the line “and […]

By Jeremy Wright -- 4 comments

December 21st, 2006

Best Christmas Video Evar!!!

I’ve been so busy it’s been hard to get into the Christmas spirit. I’ve been so busy I’ve missed meals. But, most tragically of all, I’ve been so busy I haven’t watched Ze Frank in weeks.
Tragic.
However today I decided to re-prioritize and watch the show. And today’s show was alright, but it wasn’t quite “RTFEDD” […]

By Jeremy Wright -- 1 comment

June 15th, 2006

People on My Private Island

Following on from Dunc’s post on 10 people he’d want on an island if he was stranded (and a few similar “who’s on your A List” posts that have been circulating around), here is my list of 10 folk, give or take…
In terms of who’s on it, it’s people who I look back on the […]

By Jeremy Wright -- 5 comments

June 12th, 2006

I’ll Take My Earth Sandwich…

… with mayo, tomatoes, sardines, and a side of “erm… shouldn’t the other baguette have been face down?”
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April 14th, 2006

Best Comment Ever!

I’ll admit, I often get some odd comments. Most of them I approve. Some I don’t, because they’re attackful or don’t contribute to the conversation. This one was so classic that while I didn’t approve it, I wanted to save it for posterity’s sake as the single best comment I have ever received. Enjoy!
bloggers r […]

By Jeremy Wright -- 7 comments

February 22nd, 2006

I Want to be 6 Again

I’m getting some kickback on the MySpace piece. I knew I would. It’s a big topic, and one that I’m probably not explaining properly.
So, I thought I’d share a silly joke that Shannon forwarded to me. Yes, guys, when your wife forwards you a joke you DO have to read it ;-)
A man was sitting […]

By Jeremy Wright -- 4 comments

February 15th, 2006

“Hello, This is the Ebay Collection Agency”

Uh huh. This is what I woke up to this morning. Ebay’s collection agency calling. Apparently I owed 35$ for “services”. Which is fine. I mean, I go through periods where I use Ebay quite a bit so it didn’t really surprise me. What DID surprise me was that they called at all.
I mean, yes […]

By Jeremy Wright -- 4 comments

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