I received a comment from Ian of MarkerBlog on my Google WhateverSheet post:

I am sure not going to pay Microsoft any more money

While I don’t know if Ian is saying that he simply doesn’t want to give Microsoft more money, or if he’s saying that Office is too expensive. I, however, am taking my prerogative to rant about something – even if the commenter didn’t mean what I’m going to assume he means.

My issue is with the statement “Microsoft Office is too expensive” – something I hear more and more of the closer Google gets to an “Office killer” (something I’ll address at the end).

Office Isn’t Too Expensive

The typical argument for Office being too expensive is that Google will build infrastructure which either has ads as part of the office suite, or lets people pay something on the order of 2-5$/app/month. Something “cheap” effectively, that consumers can “swallow”. I’ve heard this multiple times on “rags” from the New York Times to ZDNet to the Gilmore Gang.

Let’s be clear. Even at 5$/month for the whole suite, a Google office suite would be more expensive than MS Office. Why? Well, the “typical” person upgrades their copy of Office every 5 years (irrespective of when MS releases new versions). So 5 years x 12 months x 5$ is… 300$. And since the simplest version of Office (ie: the version Google’s likely to copy, since they are unlikely to go after Sharepoint, Commerce Server, BizTalk, etc) is only about 250$ retail if you shop around a bit.

Office is literally cheaper.

Not only that, but Office is more feature-packed. And while some may argue that “most users only use 10% of Office”, the reality is that every user uses a different 10%. So it’s not like Google can just pick the “top 10%” of features in order to kill Office. In reality, they’d need to build everything from mail merging to approval systems to macros to a VBA style extension engine to exporting to 50+ formats, etc, etc, etc.

Office is literally cheaper. Office is cheaper in value terms.

In addition, the support you get on Microsoft products (from Microsoft (did you know you get 1-3 free support calls for each version of Office you buy, free of charge?) and via their online support forums and via their team blogs and via MSDN and via the many free help sites) is way, way better than any support you’ll get from Google in the next 10 years. Hell, I can’t even find a decent amount of info on one of Google’s core API’s: GData.

Office is literally cheaper. Office is cheaper in value terms. Office is cheaper in user support.

Now, that’s not to say that Office is cheaper all around. Any online app will always save deployment costs (at the cost of infrastructure control and security), and will make maintenance easier (at the cost of a total loss of control and inability to train users effectively before rolling out new versions).

So yes, it Google office would be cheaper in some areas. But it isn’t “for the masses” (unless you define “the masses” as people who use Excel merely to do lists of items, in which case you’re not talking about Office’s main customer base anyways, you’re talking about Google office competing with small players, free players, open source players).

Why Google Won’t Do An Office Killer

Google will not do an Office killer. Partly this is because the apps don’t actually help them. Unless they can sign up 100 million people at 5$/month, this simply isn’t revenue stream that’s going to matter to them. It’s also not a revenue stream they can afford to hire support staff for.

Besides, it’s not part of their mission (organize all the world’s information). Unless you take their mission to mean “supply every app for every individual on the planet”… In which case I’d like to see them release their existing software for Linux and Mac first.

The only reasons I can see Google going in this direction are:

- to throw Microsoft off
- because their staff did it on their 20% time and they figured they might as well release it
- to see if Wall Street reacts positively (they didn’t, and they won’t, because it doesn’t matter to the bottom line… I mean, if Gmail doesn’t matter to the bottom line, does anyone think Google WhateverSheet will?)

No, Google won’t do an Office killer. What they will do is kill the open source market for these products, kill the freeware market for these products and kill the Web 2.0 market for these products. In effect, the market will become split between Office and Google office. With Office making billions and Google office getting all the press (but none of the signups).

Why Google Can’t Do an Office Killer

This is something I’ve covered before. Google isn’t a software company. They can build a great search engine (even though it loses relevance and quality every year). They can build great infrastructure (which they only put to use with the main search engine and adsense). They can build an okay mail client (which only really competes with Hotmail and Yahoo! Mail, even though neither has lost any subscribers to it, and both have 10 times the member base). They build a pretty darn good mapping service (even though Live Local is way outpacing it in features, usability and speed).

But they can’t do consumer software. In fact, anything that requires support is completely beyond their grasp. I’ve written this before. Just try and get an AdWords refund for clickfraud (look at referrers from google’s domains vs what they actually show… you’ll see discrepancies). It can take months, and never even happen because Google doesn’t trust your data, and they won’t show you theirs (look for lawsuits over AdWords this year btw).

They can’t do consumer software. They can’t do support. They have no unification. Their software is always a poor-man’s version of every competitive product. Google’s spreadsheet app? No macros, no templates, no formula builders, no help system, no tutorial, no walkthroughs, no advanced features at all.

If you can’t build the 10% of the features your customers want, can’t maintain uptime on your web-based software, can’t support customers when things go wrong and can’t export to the formats they need… Then exactly who are we expecting to use these apps?

Sorry, Google’s software is more expensive, less supported and ultimately will never kille Office with this metaphor. If they get a new metaphor who knows. Anything’s possible. But this helter skelter “maybe it all makes sense to Google”, release as beta to 1000 people then close it because you can’t handle the load, don’t update software (even if you buy it) for years at a time, never take stuff out of beta, don’t answer support emails, refuse to document API’s system Google’s got going on simply isn’t going to take it mass market.

10 million users, sure. But that’s not mass market, and 10 million users isn’t enough to even dent Google’s balance sheet. At their level they need hundreds of millions of users for every single product to make a difference and save the company from the future collapse of search.

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