Lots of folk talking about Google Spreadsheet. Saying it’ll kill Excel. Saying this is the last thing Google needed to kill Office. Saying it’s an awesome idea and that obviously it’ll do well.

Without ever seeing it.

I mean c’mon. The Internet Bubble has nothing on the Google Bubble. They can release products with:

1. No business plan
2. No sustainability
3. No customer service
4. Lousy uptime
5. No updates
6. Always in beta
7. That cost gobs to make, gobs to maintain with no income stream
8. That nobody ever really asked for
9. That only geeks really care about
10. That don’t get used

And STILL get praise for it.

Give. Me. A. Break.

I’m sick of the Google Halo, the Google Bubble, the Google Myopia. If they release a product that works, that has good customer service, that doesn’t require every user in the world to change the way they do every little thing, that actually listened to customer feedback, that came out of beta, that had a business plan … Well, I’d be alright with that.

Just ONE product a year that fell somewhere in that category and I’d be happy. Hell, I’d be happy if they launched a product that stayed up for the first week it was out!

Ugh.

Update: Don gets it right. This isn’t going to hurt Excel or Office at all. It’ll hurt Open Source. And it’ll hurt small companies. Besides, what’s Google doing releasing an office suite anyways?