No idea where I heard this, but it’s been bouncing around in my head waiting for an opportunity to come out since mid-December…
“Teach a man to fix and he’ll keep coming back for the rest of your life asking for advice. Kick him in the gonads and he’ll never bother you again.”
I’ve yet to stumble upon an opportunity to use this gem, though, so you guys get to enjoy it 
January 9th, 2006 at 5:29 pm
Reminds me of this one:
“Build a fire for a man, keep him warm for the night. Build a fire and throw the man on it, keep him warm for the rest of his life!”
Sick, but in the same vein as yours!