Here’s yet another line I’m not putting in the book:
Getting lots of traffic is a lot like great sex: it feels good for a while, but it doesn’t really do you any good in the long run.
Yes, yes, I actually wrote this down. It lasted about 5 seconds before I kicked my own ass and erased it. But, I decided to put it here for, ahem, posterity’s sake 
June 20th, 2005 at 1:10 pm
Jeremy, Children might be reading this. Someday in fact, YOUR children could read this, and what will they think if they know that their father that only BAD sex produces anything good? What will they assume that means about THEIR existence? Oh for shame!!!
June 20th, 2005 at 3:02 pm
Oooo Ooo – can I have lots of traffic please?!
June 20th, 2005 at 6:31 pm
I have one word for the both of ya’s: :-p
June 20th, 2005 at 9:02 pm
Haha. Would’ve been a surprise to have read that in the book.
June 21st, 2005 at 10:47 am
Or you could say:
“Getting lots of traffic to your blog is like getting great sex. You have to pay to get results.”