Wow @ This Spam Message

Jeremy,
I can’t believe I stumbled on your post today via Darren Barefoot’s site. Here is some more surreal spametry I clipped. I felt the need to save it but I didn’t know what to do with it. Enjoy.

Four Years Ago
four years ago six-year-old kayla rolland was fatally shot by a fellow
first-grader at buell elementary school in mount morris township michigan.
place today for lunch – a very very very nice lunch indeed caught up played some halo just hung out – nice.
praise god for the southerly change that came through this afternoon – what a tops god to invent the southerly change – reminds me of how much god invents things that are so amazing.
his goal to own a digital copy of every song ever made his reason to preserve them through the upcoming apocalyptic jihad just don t ask him to share via. hehe i received a msg from justin and this is da first he has ever called me
dear!!!!!!!!!!!!
marvin olasky at world magazine interviewed kurt schilling nbsp good interview nbsp very uplifting nbsp.
diriger integrer une equipe travaillant sur la regulation des genes de la
melanogenese avec focus les melanomes.
i think it is so great that the worst thing in my life at the moment is the wait
for a laptop isn t it nice to live in australia in other countries merely.
marta raczkowska of make me melt glass is a rising star in the fine art glass
world she works in sand cast and blown glass to create intricate vivid and
outstandingly beautiful works of art.
thank you for visiting guys! hope you visit again soon the site will be updated
often you can leave your messages for bituin here so she can read them when she
visits cheers!
south carolina yes we are getting ready the throw down on water i just wanted to
update ya on the happs in mb as far as clubs and where too go.
thomas said the boy growing more beautiful by the second you drive vacation ? he
gesticulated his arms in the manner of someone steering like a madman i grinned
at the transparent hint.
the ugandan army says the rebels attack the camps to divert its attention away
from hunting the insurgents down in the bush.

There was a link at the top following the usual lame offer for home mortgage/viagra/enlargement/stock tips, and then all this. Where do they get it? Is there some headless master program somewhere, I wonder, pulling random quotes from everywhere on the net, and attaching them like this to random spam emails?
Long after all of the real spammers are dead and gone, the spaminator will be spinning messages like this for eternity, until someone finds it at the end of a bad science fiction movie and destroys it, to the great relief of everyone on the planet.