Thanks Heather, you’ve ruined my day ;-)

Your Linguistic Profile:
60% General American English
25% Yankee
5% Dixie
5% Midwestern
5% Upper Midwestern

Realistically, this puppy didn’t work for me, as on 3 or 4 questions I couldn’t answer what I’d actually normally say, sadly.

I mean, I spent a year in England, so I use a fair amount of UK slang. I still say “Howdy!” when meeting somebody (without a twang, oddly). At some point or another I’ve forgotten more languages than most people ever learn.

I guess “General American English” is the only way they can describe someone who isn’t a yankee, dixie or “xwesterner”. Could they just call me “cool” or “Canadian” though? Grr…