Just called a friend at work:

Receptionist: Thank you for calling [x], how may I direct your call?
Me: Uh, yes, Robert Scoble please.
Receptionist: I’m sorry?
Me: Robert Scoble.
Receptionist: There is no Robert Scoble here.
Me: …
Receptionist: …
Me: … Oh, damn! Sorry, I meant to ask for Jonathan Puddle.
Receptionist: Oh, here you go.
Receptionist (under her breath): dumbass