Over the last week or so, I’ve picked up a very, very valuable commodity. I’m not entirely sure why I’d deserve this honour – in fact I’m entirely certain I don’t. I, apparently, have picked up my own very personal troll.

Not only that, he seems to be a troll of the highest order. He states his name, links to his blog, visits other blogs that talk about me and posts his “quality opinion” and is generally very, very good in his trolling.

In fact he’s so good that I think he’s wasted on me.

So, I’m putting him up for auction.

Please, bid well, bid often and bid high. He’s a perfect gift for a loved one.

All proceeds will go to the Tsunami Relief Fund.