I’ve decided to end the auction early. Primarily because I realized the auction violated the same rules eBay thought I’d violated last time: no actual measurable item or service being sold.

And, really, I think I’ve pissed eBay off for one year.

Sorry to everyone who wanted to see this go big as well. And, yes, the current bid of 7$ will go to charity. And, sure, I’ll match the donation as well.