New eBay Auction: Troll for Sale


Over the last week or so, I’ve picked up a very, very valuable commodity. I’m not entirely sure why I’d deserve this honour - in fact I’m entirely certain I don’t. I, apparently, have picked up my own very personal troll.

Not only that, he seems to be a troll of the highest order. He states his name, links to his blog, visits other blogs that talk about me and posts his “quality opinion” and is generally very, very good in his trolling.

In fact he’s so good that I think he’s wasted on me.

So, I’m putting him up for auction.

Please, bid well, bid often and bid high. He’s a perfect gift for a loved one.

All proceeds will go to the Tsunami Relief Fund.

  1. #1 by Ronnie - January 11th, 2005 at 15:15

    I’ve got $20 that says you are going to hear from EBAY again for this! LOL

    Good times!

  2. #2 by paul - January 11th, 2005 at 15:58

    You are all gimmicks and no substance and we will expect you to match whatever is raised (to avoid the appearance that you are exploiting the desperate situation in South Asia).

  3. #3 by Jeremy C. Wright - January 11th, 2005 at 16:00

    My family has already donated more than 500$ to the south asia relief effort. If it gets over 500$, sure, I’ll match it.

  4. #4 by Mike Hillyer - January 11th, 2005 at 16:02

    Good job Paul, hard to plug an eBay sale without a sample of the merchandise!

  5. #5 by Darren - January 11th, 2005 at 16:03

    very amusing times.

  6. #6 by Nathan Wong - January 11th, 2005 at 16:08

    Haha. I was beginning to get annoyed myself at Paul’s remarks towards you. (Considering I’ve seen it countless sites now.) Sounds good!

  7. #7 by Jonathan - January 11th, 2005 at 16:47

    I put my bid in. I love Paul.

    And that of course is to say that I don’t really like Paul much at all.

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