I’ve decided to end the auction early. Primarily because I realized the auction violated the same rules eBay thought I’d violated last time: no actual measurable item or service being sold.
And, really, I think I’ve pissed eBay off for one year.
Sorry to everyone who wanted to see this go big as well. And, yes, the current bid of 7$ will go to charity. And, sure, I’ll match the donation as well.

January 11th, 2005 at 5:25 pm
Poor Paul, never got to achieve his full potential.
January 11th, 2005 at 5:28 pm
Yes! The troll is mine!
January 11th, 2005 at 5:32 pm
I is good that you can not sell air on Ebay.
January 11th, 2005 at 5:38 pm
My very own troll!
I have had the great fortune of winning myself my very own troll. My very first troll, even.
January 11th, 2005 at 5:43 pm
Maybe the Troll Adoption Center can help.
http://www.fortunecity.com/millenium/redwood/3
January 11th, 2005 at 9:26 pm
Your other auction was last year, right? Hey, this is a new year! You have plenty of room left before you hit your Ebay “pissing off” limit.
Like Richard said, as long as you send them something.
Maybe you should sell Blog Ad space on your forehead http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=594772 0145&rd=1