Think you’ve got moves, eh? Think you can strafe and shoot down Banshees with the best of them, eh? Think you’ve got the whole “oh, damn, my pistol doesn’t zoom anymore” dynamic down, eh?

I don’t think so.

Hell, you may have even beaten Halo 1 on good ol’ skull and crossbones mode. But. You. Ain’t. Never. Played. Me.

I’m like a demon. Not only fast and furious, but freaking funky too.

Think you’ve got it? In for a cash-prize tourney? Leave a comment or drop me an email. If there’s enough interest, specifically among bloggers, I’ll open it up and front the cash.