I am now convinced that Mondays have it in for me. I realise today isn’t a Monday, it’s a Tuesday, but this Monday was a holiday here in Canada, so I am convinced that because I managed to get away from it, that Monday is coming at me with a vengeance today…

I mean, what other explanation is there for a complete network failure, for no new permissions propagating across the network, for “losing” 2 brand new laptops and for not getting a new job?

None. Monday is out to get me, and doubly so since I escaped it yesterday.